1 00:00:40,110 --> 00:00:41,790 Arghh! 2 00:01:22,145 --> 00:01:24,190 Over there, quickly. Get out that way. 3 00:01:28,335 --> 00:01:30,070 Sorry. Excuse me. 4 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:34,790 Help them! 5 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:40,448 - Is everybody out? - We don't know. 6 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:52,907 Hey, are you all right? Are you all right? 7 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:54,390 - Wilf. - Wilf? 8 00:01:54,732 --> 00:01:57,828 - I think Wilf is still inside. - Which floor? 9 00:01:58,561 --> 00:02:00,069 - Wilf? - The ambulance, go! 10 00:02:00,105 --> 00:02:01,590 Wilf? Are you all right, mate? 11 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:03,350 - Where is she?! - Who? Who? 12 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,346 - Where's Amity? - I don't know. 13 00:02:06,473 --> 00:02:08,848 No, don't go back, Wilf! It's too dangerous! 14 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:10,667 - Amity! - You can't go in. 15 00:02:10,723 --> 00:02:12,670 You've gotta stay with us. Stay out here! 16 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:15,350 - You've got to come with us. - Where is she?! 17 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:17,159 Where's Amity?! 18 00:03:22,922 --> 00:03:25,688 The clue is in the title, for the eagle-eyed amongst you. 19 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:29,430 Hmm... 20 00:03:29,624 --> 00:03:33,110 Agnew propounds that the presence of negative stimuli, 21 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:35,962 or, at least, the absence of positive stimuli, 22 00:03:36,012 --> 00:03:38,522 accounts for the propensity of certain individuals 23 00:03:38,578 --> 00:03:40,950 to engage in criminal acts. 24 00:03:41,256 --> 00:03:42,990 In plain English, perhaps, 25 00:03:43,478 --> 00:03:45,423 what Shakespeare so memorably called, 26 00:03:45,462 --> 00:03:48,750 "The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." 27 00:03:49,928 --> 00:03:52,350 The losses and betrayals, 28 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,870 rejections and deceptions, 29 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:57,444 slights and disappointments 30 00:03:57,563 --> 00:03:59,029 that constitute a lifetime. 31 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:01,724 A missed promotion. 32 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:06,438 The death of a loving and protective parent. 33 00:04:08,383 --> 00:04:09,883 A broken relationship. 34 00:04:10,757 --> 00:04:14,439 Or maybe just an unanticipated academic failure. 35 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:21,093 We are one misstep away, ladies and gentlemen, 36 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:25,260 from a downward spiral into delinquency, debt, 37 00:04:25,378 --> 00:04:28,260 dependency, destitution, 38 00:04:28,457 --> 00:04:30,938 and premature death. 39 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:33,752 Have a very pleasant afternoon. 40 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,328 You attack with feeling, Miss Snares. 41 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:58,597 It helps if I imagine it's a certain someone's head. 42 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,274 Ah, Jasper. 43 00:05:01,824 --> 00:05:03,502 I wonder if I might have a quick word. 44 00:05:03,558 --> 00:05:04,890 I wonder if you might. 45 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,652 It's about the mid-term examinations. 46 00:05:06,751 --> 00:05:08,837 They're due to be completed by the end of the week. 47 00:05:08,894 --> 00:05:12,069 I thought I'd come and check we haven't been blown off course. 48 00:05:12,469 --> 00:05:14,905 By a tempest, as it were. 49 00:05:16,828 --> 00:05:18,204 'As I was saying... ' 50 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,990 The tradition of oral examinations, 51 00:05:21,114 --> 00:05:24,069 or viva voses, long predates us. 52 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,201 They were an essential part... 53 00:05:26,263 --> 00:05:29,550 ... of the oral academic practices of the ancient... 54 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:32,189 Wakey-wakey! 55 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,794 Jasper? 56 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:45,773 Of course, Dean. Whatever you say. 57 00:05:48,243 --> 00:05:49,754 I find myself wondering 58 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:51,953 whether an undertaking agreed to under duress 59 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:54,886 is legally or morally enforceable. 60 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:57,790 And yet a promise is a promise. 61 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:01,310 Very well. 62 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,641 So, that's all sorted, then? 63 00:06:08,752 --> 00:06:11,177 So glad to see you coming round to the benefits 64 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,908 of a fruit-based diet, Ingrid. 65 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,830 I can't wait. 66 00:06:33,966 --> 00:06:35,792 You too. OK. 67 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:39,774 OK, bye. 68 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:48,273 You can call her from your desk, you know. I don't mind. 69 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,537 You worried I'll overhear your pet name or something? 70 00:06:52,552 --> 00:06:54,686 We don't have pet names, Lisa. It's only been a month. 71 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,214 Whatever you say... 72 00:06:56,609 --> 00:06:58,487 Danny-Boy. 73 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,230 Hey! 74 00:07:05,507 --> 00:07:06,714 Oh, Professor. 75 00:07:07,255 --> 00:07:08,372 Professor! 76 00:07:09,494 --> 00:07:10,735 DS Donckers. 77 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,050 - DS Winters. - To what do we owe the honour? 78 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:17,030 I was in the neighbourhood, quite coincidentally, 79 00:07:17,332 --> 00:07:19,717 and wondered if I might be of any assistance? 80 00:07:19,908 --> 00:07:22,818 - We've got orders not to bother you. - But if you're at a loose end? 81 00:07:22,852 --> 00:07:24,109 On the contrary, 82 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:26,359 a long and tedious task awaits me. 83 00:07:26,804 --> 00:07:28,950 A stack of essays to revise? 84 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,690 You do not revise essays, Detective Sergeant. You correct them. 85 00:07:34,435 --> 00:07:36,635 To revise something is to improve it. 86 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:40,254 As in, "He needed to revise his use of language." 87 00:07:40,457 --> 00:07:44,190 Perhaps you can revise his use of language in that. 88 00:07:45,702 --> 00:07:47,608 We're waiting on the fire brigade report 89 00:07:47,636 --> 00:07:49,384 to check for the presence of an accelerant. 90 00:07:49,407 --> 00:07:51,166 Faulty lava lamp, more likely. 91 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:53,839 Or a student with a cigarette who fell asleep. 92 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:57,431 A fire in a student flat. How mundane. 93 00:07:57,843 --> 00:07:59,303 Sure we can't tempt you? 94 00:07:59,749 --> 00:08:01,712 Sadly not. But thank you... 95 00:08:02,479 --> 00:08:06,093 for giving me an excellent idea for my oral examinations. 96 00:08:13,148 --> 00:08:14,580 You could have taken my eye out. 97 00:08:15,104 --> 00:08:17,253 Very dangerous, very unprofessional. 98 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:40,659 The Rational Actor Theory suggests 99 00:08:40,983 --> 00:08:44,501 that criminals are not compelled to commit crime... 100 00:08:45,184 --> 00:08:48,518 but rather choose those behaviours, 101 00:08:48,532 --> 00:08:50,992 um, based on, um... 102 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:53,043 Er... 103 00:08:54,277 --> 00:08:56,292 - Miss... ? - Acton. 104 00:08:56,581 --> 00:08:57,679 Er... Jane Acton. 105 00:08:57,729 --> 00:08:59,504 Your house is on fire, Miss Acton. 106 00:09:00,455 --> 00:09:02,310 - Is it? - Hypothetically. 107 00:09:02,901 --> 00:09:05,590 You can only save one person from the flames, 108 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,448 a cleaning lady... 109 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,559 ... or a scientist... 110 00:09:16,948 --> 00:09:19,110 ... who is about to discover a cure for cancer. 111 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,430 The cleaning lady is your mother. 112 00:09:27,112 --> 00:09:29,510 Was this part of the course, Professor? 113 00:09:31,377 --> 00:09:34,341 It is not a course, Miss Acton, it is a syllabus. 114 00:09:34,368 --> 00:09:37,750 And that... is irrelevant. 115 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:42,497 I think we'll have to find a job for you on the force, Wilf. 116 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:49,411 All your safety certificates seem to be in order, Mrs Ransome. 117 00:09:49,468 --> 00:09:51,096 That's a relief. 118 00:09:51,251 --> 00:09:54,415 So, how is the hero of the hour? 119 00:09:54,437 --> 00:09:56,488 Heh... I'm no hero. 120 00:09:57,637 --> 00:09:59,230 'To the ambulance!' 121 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:02,110 You helped four people to safety from a burning flat. 122 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,150 I call that pretty heroic. 123 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:05,897 And I left a girl behind. 124 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,724 'Amity! Where is she?!' 125 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:11,670 Is there any news on Amity Roberts? 126 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,579 She's seriously unwell, I'm afraid. 127 00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:15,468 Extensive third-degree burns. 128 00:10:15,503 --> 00:10:17,554 They've had to put in a coma. 129 00:10:18,626 --> 00:10:20,198 Are you a student, Wilf? 130 00:10:20,268 --> 00:10:22,390 The odd-job man, more like it. 131 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:24,230 He had the brains, all right, 132 00:10:24,427 --> 00:10:26,477 but a debt like that... 133 00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:29,028 well, it's not for the likes of us. 134 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:31,602 I'd never leave my mum on her own. 135 00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:35,288 It was a piece of luck that there was a room that needed painting. 136 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:37,350 Well, one of the tenants had just moved out. 137 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:38,995 Do you have a name? 138 00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:42,660 Valerie Peters. The little madam. 139 00:10:42,681 --> 00:10:43,928 What makes you say that? 140 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,670 She hasn't returned her key, for one thing, 141 00:10:46,797 --> 00:10:49,292 or paid the last month's rent. 142 00:10:51,005 --> 00:10:53,705 Is Valerie in any of these photos? 143 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,016 I hope you don't mind me asking, 144 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:05,603 but what's behind all of the questions? 145 00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:08,409 We think the fire may have been started deliberately. 146 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,896 Next. 147 00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,378 Next. 148 00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:35,790 Next! 149 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,359 Next. 150 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,940 Next. 151 00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:42,695 Next. 152 00:11:42,921 --> 00:11:44,365 Next. 153 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,905 Next! 154 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,316 Next. 155 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:58,070 Did I... Did I pass? 156 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:04,080 Next! 157 00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:07,005 Here's the final fire scene investigator's report. 158 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,603 Turpentine? 159 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,267 Or some other flammable solvent. 160 00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:18,481 So we're definitely looking at arson, then? 161 00:12:18,523 --> 00:12:20,778 Make that arson with the intent to endanger life. 162 00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:23,210 The medical report for Amity Roberts. 163 00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:24,780 She was pumped full of GHB. 164 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,460 - The date rape drug? - Yeah. 165 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,966 But no sign she engaged in any form of sexual activity, 166 00:12:28,994 --> 00:12:30,432 forced or otherwise. 167 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:34,006 Somebody didn't want her to wake up. 168 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:45,047 Why did you move out, then, Valerie? 169 00:12:45,273 --> 00:12:47,620 Um, I... I found somewhere better. 170 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:49,124 Cheaper. 171 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,910 - Nicer people. - Nicer than who? 172 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,043 Amity. 173 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,803 Do you know her name means friendship? 174 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:02,620 It's pretty ironic, considering she's a stuck-up bitch. 175 00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:04,438 She's in a coma with third-degree burns. 176 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,175 There's nothing funny about that. 177 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,499 Look, we didn't get on. 178 00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:10,162 I'm not making a secret of it. 179 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,272 Where were you on the evening of the 17th? 180 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,024 - At a college ball. - All night? 181 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,578 It started at eight, finished at two. 182 00:13:21,056 --> 00:13:24,997 OK. Do you recognise anyone in these photos? 183 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,343 No. 184 00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:34,454 OK. 185 00:13:35,323 --> 00:13:37,189 Thank you for your time. That'll be all for now. 186 00:13:44,069 --> 00:13:46,899 ♪ Quando mi perdo in un mondo ♪ 187 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:50,474 ♪ Penso ai miei sogni... ♪ 188 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,196 Am I interrupting you, Jasper? 189 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,584 Morning, noon, and night. 190 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,340 I've had complaints. 191 00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:01,959 Quite a number this time. 192 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,540 About some of the exam questions you set. 193 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,363 The burning house one in particular. 194 00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:10,536 I devoted an entire lecture to Bentham and utilitarianism. 195 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,165 If they are too witless, too work-shy, 196 00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:14,733 or simply too wooden-headed 197 00:14:14,761 --> 00:14:16,620 to apply it to a simple ethical dilemma, 198 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,759 frankly, they do not deserve to pass. 199 00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:23,315 Yes. Well, that's all sorted, then. 200 00:14:23,969 --> 00:14:25,610 Who would you save? 201 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,900 Oh, my mother, of course. 202 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:29,820 Why of course? 203 00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:31,649 Because anyone who leaves their mother 204 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,053 to be burnt alive in a house fire 205 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,835 doesn't deserve to be cured of cancer. 206 00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:39,363 Now, that... 207 00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:42,211 is an excellent answer. 208 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:44,260 Oh. 209 00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:45,944 Thank you. 210 00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:49,016 ♪ Tutta la mia tenerezza ♪ 211 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:52,800 ♪ Una carezza ti daro... ♪ 212 00:14:58,484 --> 00:15:00,317 Say "sex", Danny-Boy. 213 00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:04,164 Dan? 214 00:15:04,553 --> 00:15:06,900 Hey. Hello, mate. 215 00:15:08,054 --> 00:15:10,090 - Oh, nice to see you. - Nice to see you! 216 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:12,780 Oh, Dina, Calvin. Calvin, Dina. 217 00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:14,420 Where've you been hiding? 218 00:15:15,272 --> 00:15:18,500 Oh, you know, people to see, places to be. 219 00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:20,194 Nice suit. 220 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,405 You know me, I like to make an effort. 221 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,824 Uh, I've got to go. 222 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,744 - Yeah, no worries, mate. - You've got my number, though, yeah? 223 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,475 - Yeah, of course. - Then use it, dickhead (!) 224 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,462 Yeah, I will. 225 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:35,562 How do you know him? 226 00:15:36,215 --> 00:15:38,081 We went through training together. 227 00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:40,460 Oh, thank you. 228 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,660 - I'll get this. - Thanks. 229 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:48,910 Is everything all right? 230 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,219 It's 11.50 for a tomato salad? 231 00:15:52,308 --> 00:15:53,847 Well, they were heritage. 232 00:15:53,864 --> 00:15:56,140 Yeah, at that price, they should be Grade II listed. 233 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:58,188 You want to go halves? 234 00:15:59,531 --> 00:16:00,903 Oh, do you mind? Sorry, babe. 235 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,214 - I'm a little bit short until payday, that's all. - Sure. 236 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,137 - I had to lend some to my dad. - It's fine. 237 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,260 Arghh! 238 00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,266 - Jasper. - Mother. 239 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,779 What an unexpected pleasure. 240 00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:27,021 It's awfully naughty of me, darling, 241 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:29,147 but I'm afraid I can't invite you in. 242 00:17:29,159 --> 00:17:31,215 Kafka is doggy dating. 243 00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:45,520 I'm thinking of putting him out to stud. 244 00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:47,463 The fees are incredible. 245 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,843 This is just a courtesy visit, Mother. 246 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,805 Courtesy, Jasper, from you? 247 00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:54,218 I merely wish to inform you, 248 00:17:54,242 --> 00:17:56,580 before the intelligence reaches you by other means, 249 00:17:56,749 --> 00:17:59,060 that I am planning to undertake a course of therapy. 250 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:02,192 Therapy?! But that's marvellous, darling. 251 00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:05,352 I've been on at you for years. What's it to be? 252 00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:06,921 Urophagia? 253 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,231 Colonic irrigation? 254 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,216 Goat yoga? 255 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,707 Oh, I have the number of the most amazing Tibetan acupuncturist inside! 256 00:18:15,951 --> 00:18:17,540 The needles are... Ooh. 257 00:18:17,685 --> 00:18:19,301 None of the above, Mother. 258 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,660 I intend to speak to a psychologist. 259 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,444 Dear heart, 260 00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,399 is that wise? 261 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,256 Ma'am? 262 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,810 Just wondering if we'd made any progress. 263 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,317 I haven't had a chance to speak to Amity Roberts. 264 00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:39,695 They haven't brought her round. 265 00:18:39,957 --> 00:18:41,340 We're going as fast as we can. 266 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,773 Well, maybe a, erm, 267 00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:45,594 fresh perspective might help. 268 00:18:46,123 --> 00:18:47,251 Ma'am? 269 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,741 I thought you said to use him sparingly, 270 00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:54,785 - you know, like... - I know what I said, DS Donckers, 271 00:18:54,826 --> 00:18:57,500 but I'm up against it. This isn't the only case on my desk. 272 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,412 Right. 273 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:03,136 And I've had a bit of a "hurry up" from the Chief Super. 274 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,263 He's being lent on by the top dogs at the university 275 00:19:05,287 --> 00:19:07,660 because they've heard that we think it's arson, so... 276 00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:09,599 I say you get him in. 277 00:19:11,257 --> 00:19:12,940 What could possibly go wrong (?) 278 00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:14,625 OK. 279 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,685 'Malia', by Tosti. 280 00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:35,540 Exams are cancelled, Miss Snares, for the rest of the day. 281 00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:43,710 Well, the fire brigade found traces of accelerant in the kitchen. 282 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,024 Which suggests the fire was started by someone with a key to the flat. 283 00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:49,495 Except our student friends aren't always in the habit 284 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,020 of locking the front door. 285 00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:53,215 If the door was locked, 286 00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:56,203 then Valerie Peters has some means of accessing the property. 287 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,470 Except she would appear to lack a clear and credible motive. 288 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,256 We're still checking out her alibi, but 289 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:03,902 the fire started around 11 290 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:05,809 and she claims that she was at this ball with her friends 291 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:06,943 long before that. 292 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,395 What about the other residents? 293 00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:12,172 Well, they're just a bunch of kids. 294 00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:14,649 Nerdy kids at that. I don't imagine any of them 295 00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,615 would be stupid enough to set the place on fire 296 00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:18,302 whilst they themselves were still in it. 297 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:22,158 The term "homo sapiens" is a misnomer, Detective Sergeant. 298 00:20:22,627 --> 00:20:26,198 Human beings are guided far more often by perverse irrationality 299 00:20:26,554 --> 00:20:27,980 than by solid reasoning. 300 00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:43,704 I agree with you, and Jeremy Bentham, 301 00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,926 that human nature is essentially selfish. 302 00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:51,563 And yet you have somewhat restored my faith in it, Mr... ? 303 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,567 Jones. Joss Jones. 304 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:55,567 Ah. 305 00:20:57,338 --> 00:20:58,338 Pass. 306 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,756 I find our student population 307 00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:04,342 to be as capable of deception and malfeasance 308 00:21:04,372 --> 00:21:06,637 as the rest of us, Miss Donckers. 309 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,677 A young man who has paid another to take an exam on his behalf. 310 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,152 Who knows what else he might be capable of? 311 00:21:26,612 --> 00:21:29,390 God, poor Amity. 312 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:34,878 - So, Joss, you were in your room all night? - Yeah. 313 00:21:34,944 --> 00:21:38,182 - Well, until I smelt the smoke. - And what were you doing? 314 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,180 Studying, listening to music. 315 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,700 Can anyone vouch for you? 316 00:21:43,797 --> 00:21:46,856 - I didn't think anyone else was in. - Until the fire started. 317 00:21:47,049 --> 00:21:48,817 Until I took a break. 318 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,260 About... nine. 319 00:21:55,432 --> 00:21:58,707 I heard some voices arguing. 320 00:21:58,729 --> 00:22:00,180 Do you know who? 321 00:22:00,355 --> 00:22:02,338 Some of the girls, maybe. 322 00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:05,140 I mean, it wouldn't be the first time. 323 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,105 Do you recognise anyone? 324 00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:15,540 Yeah, Louis. 325 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,114 Who's Louis? 326 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,721 Amity's ex. 327 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:30,736 Any pearls of wisdom, Jasper? 328 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,174 It seems imperative to establish 329 00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:37,338 whether we are dealing with an arsonist or a pyromaniac. 330 00:22:37,405 --> 00:22:39,020 Is there a meaningful difference? 331 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,180 An arsonist has external motivation. 332 00:22:42,336 --> 00:22:44,660 - Such as? - Insurance fraud. 333 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:47,900 Whereas a pyromaniac's motivation comes from within. 334 00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:49,740 Anger, for example. 335 00:22:49,881 --> 00:22:51,596 I think we're safe to assume 336 00:22:51,611 --> 00:22:54,389 that the motivation of whoever set the fire 337 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,900 was to either harm or kill Amity Roberts. 338 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,104 It is seldom safe to assume anything. 339 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,380 So, who's in the frame? 340 00:23:01,584 --> 00:23:05,333 Valerie Peters moved out a week or so before the fire, 341 00:23:05,393 --> 00:23:08,601 still has her key, admits to being antagonistic towards the victim, 342 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,695 but has an alibi that appears to check out. 343 00:23:10,754 --> 00:23:14,073 Joss Jones, in his bedroom alone on the night of the fire. 344 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,642 So no alibi. We're starting background checks. 345 00:23:16,672 --> 00:23:19,420 And Louis Dennis, Amity Roberts' former boyfriend. 346 00:23:19,635 --> 00:23:22,774 Who DS Donckers so cleverly photographed at the scene of the fire. 347 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:25,008 And who we found with some dodgy photos 348 00:23:25,008 --> 00:23:26,500 of Miss Roberts on his laptop. 349 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,445 Some kind of revenge porn? 350 00:23:29,481 --> 00:23:31,418 He seemed pretty upset that Dan suggested that 351 00:23:31,483 --> 00:23:33,123 when we interviewed him earlier. 352 00:23:33,777 --> 00:23:35,891 I've told you, I didn't take those pictures. 353 00:23:36,218 --> 00:23:37,811 I didn't send 'em to anybody. 354 00:23:38,327 --> 00:23:39,955 She sent them to me. I swear. 355 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,062 Why would she send compromising photos of herself 356 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:45,272 to someone she dumped less than a month ago, 357 00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:47,404 plus a bunch of her classmates and peers? 358 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,857 I've absolutely no idea. 359 00:23:49,904 --> 00:23:51,716 You didn't think that this was her way 360 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,900 of trying to say she wanted to get back together with you? 361 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:56,843 No, definitely not. 362 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,554 You seem very sure. 363 00:24:00,984 --> 00:24:03,454 She's already started sleeping with somebody else. 364 00:24:03,977 --> 00:24:05,706 That's what I've heard. 365 00:24:06,508 --> 00:24:08,380 Any idea who? 366 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,009 Joss Jones. 367 00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:17,724 Blimey, they're all at it with each other like a bunch of baboons. 368 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,020 It is more accurately termed a flange of baboons, 369 00:24:21,038 --> 00:24:23,593 Detective Inspector. But you are otherwise correct. 370 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:28,903 Like baboons, or bonobos, or any other group of primates, 371 00:24:29,141 --> 00:24:32,060 our student friends are engaged in a struggle with one another 372 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,161 for status and mating rights. 373 00:24:34,345 --> 00:24:37,012 Well, then, in the absence of David Attenborough, 374 00:24:37,024 --> 00:24:39,507 I suggest you two start studying them little more closely. 375 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,180 Come on, then, Lis. 376 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:45,798 I've got six hours of CCTV footage to go through 377 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,479 from Valerie Peter's summer ball. 378 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,160 What, I've got to do this on my own? 379 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,209 What about you, Professor? 380 00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:56,187 Fancy teaming up? 381 00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,053 Adelaide. 382 00:25:09,339 --> 00:25:10,675 Christina. 383 00:25:11,465 --> 00:25:13,348 Are you... Are you looking for Jasper? 384 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:16,472 In a car park? That seems unlikely. 385 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,721 Gosh, you know, you... 386 00:25:21,962 --> 00:25:23,420 You haven't aged a bit. 387 00:25:23,697 --> 00:25:25,660 Can't say the same for you, dear. 388 00:25:28,675 --> 00:25:30,932 I'm sorry, Adelaide, I'm... I'm in a bit of a rush. 389 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,072 Has he informed you of his intention 390 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:35,252 to undergo a course of psychotherapy? 391 00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:37,700 No, no, he hasn't. 392 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,476 Then consider yourself told. 393 00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:45,274 There's only one reason a man of his outlook and temperament 394 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:48,981 would hazard the foolhardy step of self-analysis, 395 00:25:49,242 --> 00:25:51,340 and it isn't to impress his mother. 396 00:25:53,401 --> 00:25:54,690 There's nothing I would like more 397 00:25:54,702 --> 00:25:56,781 than to see my son settled and happy. 398 00:25:57,286 --> 00:25:59,502 But if you toy with his affections, 399 00:25:59,662 --> 00:26:03,523 well, as the ladies from the Fen Ditton Bridge Club can testify, 400 00:26:04,194 --> 00:26:07,105 my wrath is a terrible thing to behold. 401 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,900 Toodle-loo. 402 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:26,488 Professor, street sign. 403 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,189 Doh! 404 00:26:30,962 --> 00:26:32,340 Excuse me? 405 00:26:34,033 --> 00:26:35,420 Doesn't matter. 406 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,621 - You disagree with DI Rabbit, then, Professor? - Almost invariably. 407 00:26:40,668 --> 00:26:42,236 Doesn't seem that much of a reach. 408 00:26:42,273 --> 00:26:43,568 If the fire was started deliberately, 409 00:26:43,591 --> 00:26:44,952 then Amity must have been the target. 410 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,548 Are you very familiar with the latest academic research 411 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,010 into the behavioural abnormalities 412 00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:51,940 of those with pyromaniac tendencies, Detective Sergeant? 413 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:54,540 - I wouldn't say very. - And neither am I. 414 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,540 Because there has been remarkably little research in this area. 415 00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:01,490 What little there has suggests pyromaniacs often fail 416 00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:04,597 to understand their own motivations. They act impulsively, 417 00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:07,522 sometimes in response to sexual or fetishistic urges. 418 00:27:07,574 --> 00:27:09,913 - Right, they get a kick out of it. - Precisely so. 419 00:27:10,002 --> 00:27:12,720 So, how do we know we're dealing with a kinky pyromaniac 420 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,554 or a plain vanilla arsonist? 421 00:27:15,163 --> 00:27:18,220 You look for a pattern of similar fires in that part of the city. 422 00:27:25,915 --> 00:27:29,380 You've had no problems with them? Your current tenants. 423 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:33,385 No, you know, a few, nothing serious. 424 00:27:35,205 --> 00:27:37,968 Mrs Ransome, we found this. 425 00:27:41,057 --> 00:27:43,240 That's a misunderstanding. 426 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:46,566 That's a Section 8 eviction notice dated on the third of last month. 427 00:27:49,856 --> 00:27:53,435 All right, I admit it, I wanted them out. 428 00:27:53,443 --> 00:27:55,358 And why was that, Mrs Ransome? 429 00:27:55,952 --> 00:27:58,210 I got Wilf to drive me around during the day 430 00:27:58,232 --> 00:27:59,820 while they're out at lectures. 431 00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:03,548 You wouldn't believe what we found. Powders, pills, potions. 432 00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:06,800 And did you report what you found to the police? 433 00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:10,052 It wouldn't have been worth my while. 434 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:13,223 Or someone made it worth your while not to. 435 00:28:14,589 --> 00:28:17,700 There's no law against changing your mind, is there? 436 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:24,852 It would seem young Joss Jones... 437 00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:29,894 AKA Master Jocelyn Armitage Sibthorpe Jones esquire. 438 00:28:30,637 --> 00:28:33,087 ... has been getting into a few awkward scrapes of late. 439 00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:36,369 Daddy paid off the landlady so she'd withdraw her eviction notice, 440 00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:38,220 not make a formal complaint to the police. 441 00:28:38,389 --> 00:28:40,587 She found a phial of GHB in his room, 442 00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:42,667 though he was adamant it wasn't his. 443 00:28:45,853 --> 00:28:47,300 Can we have a word? 444 00:28:51,103 --> 00:28:52,380 It was found in your room, Joss. 445 00:28:52,395 --> 00:28:55,180 And it was also found in Amity Roberts' bloodstream. 446 00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:00,180 Look, the GHB, it wasn't my idea. 447 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:01,870 Valerie ordered it online. 448 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,284 She ordered a date rape drug? 449 00:29:03,403 --> 00:29:05,630 - We've been clubbing a lot. - And? 450 00:29:05,683 --> 00:29:07,650 It's like liquid ecstasy, 451 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:11,488 it makes you feel euphoric, whatever, disinhibited. 452 00:29:11,523 --> 00:29:13,716 Still doesn't explain what it was doing in your room. 453 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,545 You were sleeping with Valerie. 454 00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:19,100 - On and off. - As well as with Amity? 455 00:29:19,568 --> 00:29:21,873 - Who told you that? - Her ex-boyfriend. 456 00:29:22,475 --> 00:29:25,340 It was a one-time thing with Amity. 457 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,380 She'd been with Louis for a long time. 458 00:29:27,546 --> 00:29:29,313 She fancied something new. 459 00:29:29,989 --> 00:29:31,820 So, was this part of the experiment? 460 00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:36,011 Not with Amity. She definitely wasn't into anything like that. 461 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,966 Look, I'm late for my lecture. 462 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:42,604 Er, not so fast, Mr Jones. 463 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,100 I'd like a word, if I may. 464 00:29:46,755 --> 00:29:49,866 Maybe he set the flat on fire to create a smoke screen, you know, 465 00:29:50,104 --> 00:29:52,421 divert attention from the fact he was flunking out. 466 00:29:52,495 --> 00:29:55,369 It's like the ultimate dog-ate-my-homework excuse. 467 00:29:56,706 --> 00:29:59,675 You're giving me the profile of a spoiled rich kid, 468 00:29:59,712 --> 00:30:01,420 not a reckless arsonist. 469 00:30:02,341 --> 00:30:04,220 What about Valerie Peters? 470 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,780 Well, I think we discovered the real reason she moved out. 471 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:08,846 And maybe why she kept her key. 472 00:30:09,463 --> 00:30:11,060 How solid is her alibi? 473 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,820 I'm still going through the footage, but no sign of her so far. 474 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:16,294 Well, then, make finishing that a priority. 475 00:30:18,558 --> 00:30:22,260 - Oh, boss, what about this? - What is it? 476 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:24,856 It's a list of unexplained fires across the city 477 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,383 that the Professor ask for. 478 00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:31,291 Email it to him, by all means, but this is a tangled web. 479 00:30:31,392 --> 00:30:34,219 Let's not get too distracted by a burnt-out shed. 480 00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:41,674 We've checked the CCTV footage from the porters' lodge 481 00:30:41,686 --> 00:30:43,029 at the college where the ball was held. 482 00:30:43,082 --> 00:30:44,685 Frame by bloody frame. 483 00:30:44,703 --> 00:30:46,901 And there is no record of you entering. 484 00:30:47,864 --> 00:30:49,253 I came in the back way. 485 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:50,964 We spoke to the waiter at your table. 486 00:30:50,987 --> 00:30:52,936 He said there was an empty place throughout dinner. 487 00:30:54,807 --> 00:30:55,977 Come on, Valerie. 488 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:58,620 We know you've been lying to us from the start. 489 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:00,344 Do you recognise him? 490 00:31:01,134 --> 00:31:03,066 You and Louis were in it together, is that it? 491 00:31:03,107 --> 00:31:05,934 Or did you decide to get back at Amity all on your own? 492 00:31:08,239 --> 00:31:09,701 You must have been gutted 493 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:12,480 to see a meal ticket like Jocelyn Sibthorpe Jones 494 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:13,686 slip through your fingers. 495 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,757 I bet you were already planning the wedding photos in Country Life. 496 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,726 We've already got Joss on record 497 00:31:19,798 --> 00:31:23,035 saying he heard raised female voices in the flat around nine. 498 00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:27,060 And he's very obligingly told us it was you who ordered the GHB. 499 00:31:28,684 --> 00:31:31,660 It won't take much for us to gain access to your bank records 500 00:31:31,738 --> 00:31:33,146 and prove it. 501 00:31:48,331 --> 00:31:51,700 Miss... Nash... 502 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:56,814 You have amply demonstrated your ability 503 00:31:56,820 --> 00:32:00,171 to accurately quote a definition of Agnew's General Strain Theory 504 00:32:00,189 --> 00:32:02,101 straight from the textbook. 505 00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:05,013 However, I wonder if I might trouble you 506 00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:07,823 for an observation of a more personal nature? 507 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,986 - A... A personal insight? - Precisely. 508 00:32:13,022 --> 00:32:15,700 One that originates from within your own frontal cortex, 509 00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:19,432 rather than one that has been so transparently hijacked from another. 510 00:32:24,487 --> 00:32:25,717 Nope... 511 00:32:26,424 --> 00:32:27,820 I thought not. 512 00:32:30,618 --> 00:32:33,884 My best friend's sister's ex-boyfriend... 513 00:32:36,985 --> 00:32:38,197 ... Tyrell... 514 00:32:39,712 --> 00:32:44,180 ... he had his heart set on becoming a Premier League footballer. 515 00:32:44,767 --> 00:32:46,918 And he'd been on the books of one of the biggest clubs 516 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,985 since he was seven, 517 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,421 but at 16, they let him go, 518 00:32:52,259 --> 00:32:53,596 just like that. 519 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,778 And he was a lovely guy. 520 00:32:57,861 --> 00:33:03,012 He was smart, talented, respectful. 521 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:05,910 But he's inside now. 522 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:09,154 He stabbed someone over a drug debt. 523 00:33:12,202 --> 00:33:16,021 And I think the disappointment, 524 00:33:16,289 --> 00:33:19,230 the... crushing of his dreams, really, 525 00:33:20,002 --> 00:33:21,500 it just destroyed him. 526 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,779 Turned a good man bad. 527 00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:48,983 Professor? 528 00:33:49,876 --> 00:33:51,140 How dare you?! 529 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:53,930 'Valerie admits to going to confront Amity 530 00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:55,883 about sleeping with her boyfriend.' 531 00:33:58,624 --> 00:34:01,580 'And she admits to lacing her drink with GHB.' 532 00:34:02,298 --> 00:34:04,593 She even admits to taking the photos 533 00:34:04,650 --> 00:34:07,749 and using Amity's laptop to email them to all and sundry. 534 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,820 But she swears blind she had nothing to do with starting the fire. 535 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:18,180 And I would lay a considerable wager that she's speaking the truth. 536 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:20,004 What makes you so sure of that? 537 00:34:20,579 --> 00:34:21,825 Because she is a woman. 538 00:34:22,865 --> 00:34:23,901 And? 539 00:34:24,739 --> 00:34:26,925 For a wronged and vindictive female, 540 00:34:26,944 --> 00:34:30,984 humiliation of her rival is the most desirable outcome, not murder. 541 00:34:31,065 --> 00:34:33,574 This is the 21st century. You can't say stuff like that. 542 00:34:33,836 --> 00:34:35,260 Nevertheless, I just did. 543 00:34:35,566 --> 00:34:40,285 So you're suggesting that sending the nude photographs of Amity 544 00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,409 was a sufficient act of revenge? 545 00:34:42,419 --> 00:34:43,493 Precisely so. 546 00:34:43,897 --> 00:34:47,220 So we charge Valerie Peters with administering a noxious substance. 547 00:34:47,423 --> 00:34:50,460 And disclosing private photographs with intent to cause distress. 548 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,247 But where does that leave us with the fire? 549 00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:56,006 It leaves you with three burnt-out cars, two sheds, 550 00:34:56,025 --> 00:34:58,007 and a somewhat charred recycling bin. 551 00:34:58,506 --> 00:35:01,024 Oh, with respect, I've looked into all those fires. 552 00:35:01,129 --> 00:35:02,374 There really is no pattern. 553 00:35:02,412 --> 00:35:03,980 There's nothing that connects them to each other, 554 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,634 let alone the fire in the student flat. 555 00:35:06,028 --> 00:35:07,991 Then, with respect, Detective Sergeant, 556 00:35:08,010 --> 00:35:09,355 I suggest you look again. 557 00:35:10,234 --> 00:35:12,090 Wouldn't it make better sense to follow up 558 00:35:12,091 --> 00:35:13,823 on the thing with Jones, Ma'am? 559 00:35:14,108 --> 00:35:15,819 Amity's ex-boyfriend. 560 00:35:16,062 --> 00:35:17,874 We haven't been able to rule him out yet. 561 00:35:18,124 --> 00:35:21,980 Let's run with the fresh line of inquiry the Professor is suggesting. 562 00:35:23,085 --> 00:35:24,528 For now, at least. 563 00:35:50,196 --> 00:35:52,020 But none of them could describe him accurately. 564 00:35:52,228 --> 00:35:53,767 They all recalled a stranger turning up 565 00:35:53,796 --> 00:35:56,666 to report the fire and to say that he'd called 999. 566 00:35:56,689 --> 00:35:58,145 None of them could remember what he looked like, 567 00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:01,121 - or even what he wore. - He was remarkably unremarkable. 568 00:36:01,311 --> 00:36:03,610 And that, Detectives, is your pattern. 569 00:36:05,647 --> 00:36:07,471 A typical pyromaniac is... ? 570 00:36:07,495 --> 00:36:11,310 Male, aged 17 to 35, often neglected as a child. 571 00:36:11,357 --> 00:36:13,264 And above all, unobtrusive. 572 00:36:13,448 --> 00:36:14,653 A nobody. 573 00:36:14,683 --> 00:36:16,691 A frustrated nobody, in this case, 574 00:36:16,881 --> 00:36:18,520 who showed promise as a child 575 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:20,855 but has now developed an inferiority complex. 576 00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:23,997 He starts the fires so that he can play the hero and save the day 577 00:36:24,009 --> 00:36:26,386 and get the recognition he thinks is being denied to him. 578 00:36:26,482 --> 00:36:27,820 Precisely so. 579 00:36:27,973 --> 00:36:29,434 It's a neat theory, 580 00:36:29,494 --> 00:36:32,072 but it doesn't get us any closer to ID'ing our perp. 581 00:36:32,387 --> 00:36:34,180 I already know their identity. 582 00:36:37,633 --> 00:36:39,682 'That's a misunderstanding.' 583 00:36:39,712 --> 00:36:43,662 'That's a Section 8 eviction notice dated on the third of last month.' 584 00:36:45,569 --> 00:36:47,933 'So, how's the hero of the hour?' 585 00:36:48,604 --> 00:36:50,260 I'm no hero. 586 00:36:50,535 --> 00:36:52,305 For the avoidance of doubt, 587 00:36:52,365 --> 00:36:54,319 I intend to pinpoint their address. 588 00:36:54,527 --> 00:36:57,380 A standard geographical profiling technique 589 00:36:58,056 --> 00:37:01,537 for what you may term a poacher-style criminal, 590 00:37:01,935 --> 00:37:04,180 who uses their home as a base 591 00:37:04,365 --> 00:37:08,006 from which to commit crime in their locale. 592 00:37:16,251 --> 00:37:17,588 Oh, Professor! 593 00:37:18,545 --> 00:37:19,580 Doh! 594 00:37:20,891 --> 00:37:22,103 That was the... 595 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,019 Remember? 596 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,056 I do remember. And the intervening time 597 00:37:27,074 --> 00:37:30,502 has not made that alleged jest any the more penetrable. 598 00:37:50,303 --> 00:37:52,079 My back's killing me. 599 00:37:52,596 --> 00:37:55,709 Would you pop out to the chemist for some of those painkillers? 600 00:37:56,909 --> 00:37:58,359 Well, what about these ones? 601 00:37:59,441 --> 00:38:01,395 They make me really drowsy. 602 00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:03,540 OK. 603 00:38:03,652 --> 00:38:06,153 Well, I'll make you a cup of tea before I go. 604 00:38:06,213 --> 00:38:07,716 - OK? - OK. 605 00:38:25,056 --> 00:38:27,470 - You all right, Wilf? - Yeah. 606 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,391 Would you mind coming with us to the station? 607 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,922 We've got a few questions. 608 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:47,084 Er, I can't right now, I've... 609 00:38:47,131 --> 00:38:50,054 I've gotta go to the chemist for my mum. It's... It's urgent. 610 00:38:54,848 --> 00:38:57,349 We can do this the hard way, if you'd prefer. 611 00:39:00,314 --> 00:39:01,989 Yeah, yeah, OK, OK. 612 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,069 This way. Come on. 613 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:15,123 "Landlady's son labelled a hero after preventing fire fatalities." 614 00:39:20,743 --> 00:39:22,829 - How long is this gonna take? - A bit more high-profile 615 00:39:22,841 --> 00:39:24,867 than your usual targets, wouldn't you say? 616 00:39:25,021 --> 00:39:27,398 Look, my mum's not well. OK? 617 00:39:28,384 --> 00:39:29,495 She's sick. 618 00:39:29,495 --> 00:39:31,307 'I gave her something to sleep. 619 00:39:31,824 --> 00:39:33,915 'Right? I-I need to go and look after her.' 620 00:39:33,933 --> 00:39:36,840 - I need to go back to her. - It must be tough for a lad of your age, 621 00:39:36,869 --> 00:39:38,544 stuck at home, worrying about your mom, 622 00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:40,582 while a bunch of Hooray Henrys with half your brains 623 00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:42,418 party like it's going out of fashion. 624 00:39:47,313 --> 00:39:48,816 Look, Wilf... 625 00:39:49,826 --> 00:39:52,380 Amity's conscious and on the mend. 626 00:39:53,218 --> 00:39:55,018 We know you didn't mean to hurt her, OK? 627 00:39:55,024 --> 00:39:57,056 It'll all be taken into account if you cooperate. 628 00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,761 You don't understand. 629 00:39:58,974 --> 00:40:01,772 You don't understand, because neither of you are listening to me. 630 00:40:01,802 --> 00:40:05,086 - When are you planning your next attack, Wilf? - I need to leave! 631 00:40:05,431 --> 00:40:07,035 I need to go! 632 00:40:11,502 --> 00:40:13,605 - Sit down. - She's not feeling well. 633 00:40:13,641 --> 00:40:15,100 - Can you not understand that?! - Come on, sit down. 634 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,574 - We're not finished. - She's not well. I need to go and see her. 635 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,558 - You need... - Get your hands off me! 636 00:40:19,897 --> 00:40:21,561 Calm down, calm down! 637 00:40:21,596 --> 00:40:24,364 Come on, come with me. Let's take two minutes, hey. 638 00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:31,505 Who does every boy strive hardest to impress, Detective Sergeant? 639 00:40:32,628 --> 00:40:33,860 His mother. 640 00:41:13,176 --> 00:41:15,220 - How's she doing? - Very groggy. 641 00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:17,572 - Looks like she's been drugged. - Thank you. 642 00:41:18,838 --> 00:41:20,834 You don't think he was actually trying to kill her, do you? 643 00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:23,292 No chance. Just earn her approval by saving her. 644 00:41:23,629 --> 00:41:24,684 Bloody hell. 645 00:41:24,694 --> 00:41:26,220 - There are easier ways. - Mm. 646 00:41:26,619 --> 00:41:28,492 Do you wanna earn my approval, Dan? 647 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:30,773 Always, Lisa, always. 648 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,910 Buy me a beer. I'm literally dying for one. 649 00:41:33,929 --> 00:41:35,421 - Mmm... - What? Oh... 650 00:41:35,468 --> 00:41:36,789 It's not what you think. 651 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:39,698 - I'm meeting someone for a coffee. - A coffee? 652 00:41:41,143 --> 00:41:43,324 I don't know what Dina's putting in your drink, 653 00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:45,206 but you've changed. 654 00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:48,224 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah, see you tomorrow. 655 00:41:48,396 --> 00:41:51,048 ♪ Quando sei qui con me ♪ 656 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:59,316 ♪ Non riesco a pensare ♪ 657 00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:05,914 ♪ Quando sei qui con me ♪ 658 00:42:06,928 --> 00:42:12,928 ♪ Il ricordo di noi due resta ancora... ♪ 659 00:42:14,205 --> 00:42:17,435 How splendid the old place is! 660 00:42:22,077 --> 00:42:23,814 And this is? 661 00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:25,760 A peace offering, darling. 662 00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:29,762 Your second cousin Leopold is in the head shrinking business. 663 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:31,348 I asked him to make me a list 664 00:42:31,366 --> 00:42:34,003 of the ten best practitioners in his field. 665 00:42:34,526 --> 00:42:37,448 "Dennis Eagle Rock Shamanistic Services. 666 00:42:37,644 --> 00:42:41,333 Ayahuasca soul retrieval, purging, 667 00:42:41,755 --> 00:42:44,740 real sheep's blood available upon request." 668 00:42:45,142 --> 00:42:47,151 You always need a plan B, darling. 669 00:42:47,174 --> 00:42:49,058 Thank you, Mother. But no, thank you. 670 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:51,921 - I have already made my choice. - You have? 671 00:42:51,998 --> 00:42:54,060 And if I remain here conversing with you, 672 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,068 I shall be late for my first session. 673 00:42:57,179 --> 00:42:59,371 No time like the present, darling. 674 00:43:01,771 --> 00:43:03,470 Carpe diem, Jasper. 675 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,484 Seize the day. 676 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,908 ♪ Ancora ♪ 677 00:43:07,955 --> 00:43:13,379 ♪ Stringimi, vita mia... ♪ 678 00:43:17,953 --> 00:43:21,580 One caramel macchiato with extra whipped cream. 679 00:43:22,272 --> 00:43:23,734 And one normal drink. 680 00:43:31,094 --> 00:43:33,916 What? I need to get my kicks while I can these days. 681 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:35,377 Don't mind me. 682 00:43:36,464 --> 00:43:37,861 So, 683 00:43:38,443 --> 00:43:41,080 what's so important that we couldn't talk about it in the office? 684 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:42,667 Yeah, erm... 685 00:43:44,176 --> 00:43:47,181 - I, er... - Come on, spit it out, man. 686 00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:52,136 Look, Paul, I wanted to ask if you see any opportunities, 687 00:43:52,154 --> 00:43:54,655 erm, in the short term... 688 00:43:57,090 --> 00:43:59,020 ... to put me forward for a promotion. 689 00:44:00,762 --> 00:44:03,340 And a pay rise, mores to the point. 690 00:44:05,235 --> 00:44:08,906 OK. I'm gonna need something a lot stronger than that. 691 00:44:09,982 --> 00:44:11,100 Right. 692 00:45:10,231 --> 00:45:11,672 Professor Tempest? 693 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:15,635 Dr Goldberg, I presume? 694 00:45:27,326 --> 00:45:32,326 - Synced and corrected by